Your Woodworking Tool Box – The Uncool Tool List
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In a recent article of This Old House magazine, there was an article about tools that are totally useless but are so cool that you just have to have them. While the article was amusing, I have to admit that I happen to own one of the tools listed. Several years back my wife gave my a portable laser by Ryobi. The laser differs from most that it also has a suction cup that allows you to attach it to a surface, freeing up your hands for other activities. I also have to admit that I had to go looking for the laser as I don’t use it everyday, but when I do need it, it’s very nice to have.
The article got me to thinking of other totally useless tools that haunt my tool box, that I ether bought in a senior moment, or were given to me by well meaning friends and family. Like the Screw driver/Flash light that I got one year from my mother in law. While I really appreciated the gesture, I was never sure what the purpose was. I mean it wasn’t a good flash light nor was it a good screw driver. But it was the thought that mattered.
Another tool that really looked good in the store, but just wasn’t, was a tape measure that is 100% flexible. I think the idea was so you can measure around things. It works so well it has a special place in my tool box. I’m sure your tool box has special places like that too.
One of the tools in the TOH article was a gutter cleaner. The product reported will travel the length of the gutter and via a flapper, throw out all of the gunk in the gutter. Sounds great, right? But think about it for a minute. How does the gizmo get into the gutter? You have to climb up the ladder and place it in the gutter, wait till it gets done and then remove it. You now have to go down in the yard and clean up the mess that the gizmo made. Seems to me that you would be better off just putting the ladder up and cleaning the gutter you’re self. Or if you are not comfortable on a ladder, hire someone.
So here is a challenge to all my fellow woodworkers, crafts people and tool junkies. Let me hear from you, tell me what tools you have that you would like to put on the “UnCool Tool List”. I would like to publish a list of those special tools, to maybe keep some other innocent woodworker from having a UnCool tool find its way into your tool box. I promise to protect your reputation by keeping your name secret, unless you are really proud of that special tool.
Let me know at jerseywoodworker@gmail.com






