Things No Woodworker Wants to See
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Not every woodworker has a shop like Norm Abrams, or builds a project totally using hand tools like Roy Underhill. Most of us have modest shops and use a combination of power tools and hand tools in our woodworking endeavors. The size and complexity of our projects run the entire gambit from small boxes to complete kitchen rebuilds. But even with all of these differences, I truly believe that there are some truths that all of us who enjoy woodworking hold tightly . And there are some things that no real woodworker never wants to see, such as:
My wife I visited a classic furniture store looking for night stands for our bedroom. While my wife was talking to the salesperson, I began looking closely at one item that had caught our eye. I had overheard the salesperson tell my wife that the piece was first quality and made of all hardwood. So taking a closer look at the piece I found two things that woodworker never wants to see. First the piece was made of particle board with a laminate over it. My first clue was the weight of the piece. I could barely pick it up. Real wood, oak in this case, wouldn’t ever weight that much. The second item I found was what really got me going. Looking at the drawers of the night stand, I found what looked like dovetail joinery. I thought this was really odd, why go to the trouble of making dovetails in a particle/laminate piece of furniture. A real close look at the piece showed that the dovetails were imprinted into the laminate of the drawer. They were not real, just a poor copy. We left the store and the ” Real Wood Piece” sitting there.
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I recently picked up a woodworking magazine that featured a really nice looking Craftsman style display as one of the projects covered in that edition. The case was made of absolutely beautiful quarter sawn oak, the design and scaling of the piece were really great. The workmanship that I could see in the pictures that accompanied the article was superb. The problem with the project was in the through tenons that attached the top and bottom shelves of the case. They weren’t. Reading the article and looking at the cutting list, I found that the tenons were false, they were simply glued to the case of the piece.
Cutting real through mortises and tenons takes practice and the right tools, but why go to the expense of using quarter sawn oak, to fabricate the piece and then apply “false through tenons. One of the joys of building true craftsman pieces is cutting the mortise and tenon joinery. False or applied through tenons is another one of those things that a real woodworker doesn’t want to see.
Are these real issues or just my opinion? That’s a question you will have to decide. For now they are strictly my humble opinion, but I think that these two items should fall under the “truth in advertising rules. Painted dovetails and applied through tenons are things that a real woodworker shouldn’t ever see.
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Fake is fake, and nobody should want to see fake anything… reminds me of McDonalds “McRibs”, which were some extruded abomination shaped as if they had a bone, like real ribs, but they were quite boneless… cognitive dissonance like that is making us all crazy… painted on dovetails? If it wasn’t so pathetic it would be funny…
The family and I went to Silverdollar City for the first time in like 25 years. When I went as a kid I remember watching the glass blowers, carvers and woodworkers. They made it look easy.
This trip I wanted to spend some time watching the woodworkers. They had a great timber frame shop with vintage flat-belt machines from the turn of the century. It looks like your typical 1890′s shop with a couple of exceptions (a dressed down surface planer and a Delta chopsaw). Maybe their Baxter D. Whitney & Son, Inc. Planer was still being restored. I don’t know.
Visitors will stand and watch the workers as they build frame and panel parts for blanket chests and bookcases. After watching the workers, the visitors can visit the adjacent storefront to buy their very own blanket chest. It all looks like great craftsmanship, but what they don’t see is that the panels are attached to the legs with pocket screws instead of mortise and tenon. Secondary wood is oak ply.
Maybe I am turning into a snob, but for me, it was kind of like seeing Roy Underhill with a brad nailer.
You made some good points there. I did a search on the topic and found most people will agree with your blog.
I’d have to agree. The use of particle board is a real disappointment in furniture. I recently had to get a new desk and I couldn’t make it because of a shoulder injury. As price was a factor I settled on RTA. It’s nice looking but everyday when I sit down, I just sigh. It’ll do until I get my new shoulder but then it is out the door!
I don’t think I’ve ever seen the stamped on dovetails. Quite interesting.
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